HOMELESS MAN PICKS UP DIFFERENT WOMEN EVERY NIGHT TO SLEEP IN THEIR PLACES

Dashing 'Romeo'...

As i was minding my business o and snooping around my favorite blogs and sites since today is the day i have assigned for that (i have something else that  i am doing and i can do both on the same day else i won't sleep at all) when i came across this story. Wait, how can i be minding my business and snooping around? Hmm Anyway can you imagine a homeless man picking up chics and staying at their places so that he won't sleep on the street? I was what?! I must read this and after i read i said 'i must tell my readers about this hot gossip'...lol.

Anyway i saw this on mirror.co.uk and i thought you guys might be interested in it.... Enjoy

Handsome homeless man picks up different women each night to keep him off the streets

Meet homeless Joe - the rugged roaming Romeo who lives many men's dream lifestyle despite occasionally sleeping on the cold, hard pavement.

Because it's a case of a different girl every night for the ladies' man, aged 26, who relies on pulling women to keep a roof over his head in Manhattan, New York.

Throughout the daytime, he manages to blag as many freebies as he can, pinching free shop samples of deodorant and hairgel, while spending what little money he earns from begging on keeping up his appearance.

Even though Joe has only four different outfits, he claims his arrogance and swagger charm women into inviting him into their homes for up to several nights at a time.

He said: "New York City is amazing it has 8 million people so you can f*** a different girl like, whenever you want.

"Dude I'll go up to any random girl and tell them I love them, I wanna marry 'em - just for general recreational purposes.

"I was sleeping at this broad's house and last night we went drinking and were eating lobster like classy individuals."

Joe, who admits to drinking copious amounts each day, claims he was kicked out of his mother's house after she found his drug stash - but he doesn't regret it.

Speaking to Elite Daily , he added: "I might sleep on cardboard like two or three nights a week but I literally wake up every single day and do whatever the f*** I want.

"It will be like 7 o'clock in the morning, girls wake me up and say you're passed out on the sidewalk - you need to go home. I say I f***ing am home!

"But I wake up with money in my pocket - my responsibility is to not look homeless, I go to the shop gel my hair, grab a Red Bull and walk out."

And his message for the youth of today?

"Never become like me... ever. This abstract lifestyle is not for everybody.

"I'm pretty sure if you look at all the homeless people in New York City I'm the only one that can really pull this s*** off."

I apologise for the swear words, i feel like washing his mouth with soap! There is actually a video, if you want to view it check here. The boy is really working his magic. I am sure he would be a good marketer. Can someone please give him a job even if he doesn't want it?

The women sef, are they not afraid of serial killers? However hold on people, is it me or something? the guy doesn't look extremely dashing to me so what is the attraction here? Then again i might be weird.... What do you guys think? 

Now i am really going, even if i see another story that i must tell you guys i would do so tomorrow. 

Thanks for stopping by....

Luv ya,

Petite Diva